10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die