10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP