10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)