10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.