10 Random Poker Quotes

With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi