10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it