10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.