10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "No river, no fish."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.