10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.