10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."