10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"