10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave