10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha