10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris