10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!