10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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