10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow