10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'