10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.