10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---