10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.