10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet