10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss