10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright