10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?