10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "No river, no fish."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson