10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.