10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fook the floosh droo!