10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.