10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.