10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."