10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.