10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?