10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for loners.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Fold and live to fold again
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.