10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- You have to piss with the dick you have