10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...