10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders