10 Random Poker Quotes

For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com