10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.