10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "No river, no fish."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'