10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it