10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-