10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth