10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.