10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "No river, no fish."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson