10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.