10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.