10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event