10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "No river, no fish."