10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.